Simultaneous earthquakes hit San Simeon area

June 3, 2014

earthquakeTwo earthquakes occurred near San Simeon early Tuesday morning, both taking place at 1:53 a.m., according to the United States Geological Survey.

One quake had a 3.7 magnitude and an epicenter seven miles northeast of San Simeon. The other earthquake centered one mile northeast o San Simeon and registered a 3.8 on the Richter Scale.

Both of the quakes occurred within 30 miles of Morro Bay, Atascadero and Paso Robles.

The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department did not receive any reports of injuries or damage as a result of the earthquakes.


9 Comments

  1. just thinking says:

    Hey Ted!
    Is this where the bumper sticker ” Jesus is coming, quick look busy” finally comes in to
    play ???????

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    • Ted Slanders says:

      JT,

      If I am not mistaken, you are trying to disparage our Savior, Jesus th Christ. Don’t you even think about making this joke about Jesus where He smokes a cigerette subsequent to the Second Coming, that would be blaspheme! Understand?

      Thank you.

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  2. Slowerfaster says:

    Those weren’t earthquakes !
    That was Debbie Arnold being chased by zebras near Hearst Castle while doing some wee hours electioneering.

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  3. MaryMalone says:

    I’m more concerned with the distance between the earthquakes and Diablo Canyon.

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    • Ted Slanders says:

      Mary,

      Listen, this quake may fortell the Second Coming of Jesus as He proffered within the scriptures, so repent now and be ready!

      “There will be great earthquakes, and in various places famines and pestilences. And there will be terrors and great signs from heaven.” (Luke 21:11)

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      • freshair says:

        A fearful reminder of our Lord God Gibson’s DEMON-strative capabilities..

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      • Slowerfaster says:

        I wish Jesus would hurry up and get here so that we could elect a real brown skinned socialist !

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        • Ted Slanders says:

          Brother Slowerfastser,

          How refreshing to hear your logical facts that Jesus was in fact, brown-skinned, and He spoke Aramaic as well.

          Our Socialist Jesus stated: “One thing you lack,” he said. “Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” “How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God!” The disciples were amazed at his words. But Jesus said again, “Children, how hard it is to enter the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” (Mark 10: 21-25)

          The above direct words of our Savior Jesus’ “redistribution of personal wealth” is Utopian Socialism in action. Any Christian that denies this, then pretends to know more than our Hebrew God’s words, blaspheme!

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    • kayaknut says:

      I’m more concerned about the earthquake that will hit this county taxpayer’s wallets should Gibson and Ray win today.

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