Man flashing genitals arrested

October 18, 2013

Matthew GordonPolice arrested a man who was flashing his genitals at people in downtown San Luis Obispo on Wednesday.

Police responded to multiple reports of a man exposing himself, but when they arrived witnesses were reluctant to identify the subject, the press release says.

At about 6:35 p.m., police received another call that a man had exposed himself to three people including two 7-year-old girls near the intersection of Chorro and Higuera streets. A witness then identified Matthew Gordon as the flasher.

Officers arrested Gordon for annoying or molesting a child and booked him into the San Luis Obispo County Jail in lieu of $5,000 bail.




  1. peggy sue says:

    I was living in SLO then moved to Grover Beach. I miss SLO so I am moving back. That is where all the action is!

    • TruthFairy says:

      Do I need to say, ‘that’s sick?’ about the comment from Peggy Sue?

  2. Ben Daho says:

    I was gonna make a Joke about the Jews and The Genitiles

    • TruthFairy says:

      You should have don’t yourself a favor and kept the ‘joke’ you to yourself.

  3. Ben Daho says:

    The arresting officer said he was a little Crazy. “Crazy?” Mathew replied. ‘yes, We can Clearly see “your” nuts”!

  4. r0y says:

    This story will have more traction with the mizpelling!

  5. Pelican1 says:

    Didn’t Pee wee Herman do the same thing?

  6. winedude says:

    The guy was flashing gentiles? My guess is that he was upset over people believing in the great book of fairy tales. Actually, my first reaction was to laugh…only a moron from SLO Co. could put something up like this, so badly misspelled as to cause derision…

  7. smiley says:

    Oy vey! Flashing gentiles! That guy was no genitalman.

  8. Anodyne says:

    Gentiles! Nice work.

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