Ted Cruz will speak in Nipomo

Fellow Christians, we can only hope that Ted Cruz becomes our President because he states with specificity that Christians have an obligation to vote biblical values to save this nation, praise!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=570PJ6j3AoM

For the sake of brevity I will only list a few of the “biblical values” Ted Cruz is obviously talking about.

Ted can bring back slavery once again; “The servant who knows the master’s will and does not get ready or does not do what the master wants WILL BE BEATEN WITH MANY BLOWS. But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment WILL BE BEATEN WITH FEW BLOW. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked.” (Luke 12:47)

Ted will have to enact laws that homosexuals will have to face the death penalty; As the Hebrew-Christian God so states with His inspired word in Leviticus 20:13 and Romans 1:26-27,32, that ALL homosexuals and lesbians are to be put to death. Obviously, this will end the gay marriage debate!

Ted could enact that all science books are to be removed from schools, and then the bible used instead for the use of Creation, where man was made from dirt, Eve from Adam’s rib, a talking snake, and that “godly incest” was used to start the human race. Notwithstanding the biblical axiom of man being approximately 6000 years old, whereas the genealogy in Luke 3:23-38 goes from Jesus back to Adam, a period of approximately 4000 years. Subsequent to the bible Jesus until present day is approximately 2000 years. This totals out that man is only 6000 years old.

Ted can initiate the bible teachings of how women are to act towards superior man, of which may be a problem for them in that the following biblical axioms will be a part of his “biblical values.”

“ But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ AND THE HEAD OF THE WOMAN IS MAN.” For the man is not of the women; but the woman of the man.” (1Corinthians 11: 3,8)

“But I suffer not a woman to teach, NOR TO USURP THE AUTHORITY OVER THE MAN, but to be in silence.” (Timothy 2:12)

Stone women to death if not VIRGINS on wedding day. (Deut. 22:13-21)

Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. (Judges 21:19-25)

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

Buy a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. (Ruth 4:5-10)

Kill any husband and take his wife. (Prepare to lose four sons though). (2 Samuel 11)

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

As all true Christians realize, there is a “plethora” of other “biblical values” that will have to be followed as well if Ted Cruz becomes president, that make the aforementioned values above look like a Boy Scout picnic. I left those out of this treatise so as not to get banned from CCN.