Bomb squad removes dildo from downtown SLO

January 3, 2014

yellowWhat happens when someone leaves a dildo wrapped in black electrical tape on a street in San Luis Obispo? Roads are closed and it is removed by the bomb task force robot.

On New Year’s Eve, a pedestrian spotted the unusually wrapped dildo on Chorro Street near Pismo Street and called the San Luis Obispo Police Department. Officers arrived, closed streets in a one block radius and called in the bomb squad.

The bomb task force robot, Andros, put the dildo in a containment vessel and drove it to a secure location.

 


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derkimster

“Andros” picked up a GYNEcologically-related device? Get the irony?


derkimster

I guess it’s true what they say, once you’ve tried it with black electric tape there’s no going back.


IronMan

When I saw the headline, I assumed it was about one of the dildos at City Hall and as I read it I thought which council member was the containment vessel. There are just so many to choose from at City Hall!!!!!!


bobfromsanluis

Admirable for the police department to take decisive action and not “dick around” deciding what to do …


Pelican1

On New Years Eve, two dildo’s go into a bar…………


Cindy

and one dildo leaves with a robot and the other dildo went wee wee wee ( all the way home, that is)


MAD HATTER

Only in SLO town does funny stuff like this happen!


Cindy

Even funnier is that I was told that the dildo had testicles. For real, it had testicles so they did know that it was a dildo, they just weren’t sure if it was capable of exploding or not. Never know what those new fangled things might do.


hijinks

What they actually meant was that they found the mayor and city council wrapped in black plastic tape on Chorro Street, and the situation was so explosive somebody called Andros to untangle things.


obispan

I would like more specific information about the “containment vessel” for the dildo.


jrstone

Good job SLOPD? One less explosive orgasim in SLO is tax payer money well spent…


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