Bomb squad removes dildo from downtown SLO

January 3, 2014

yellowWhat happens when someone leaves a dildo wrapped in black electrical tape on a street in San Luis Obispo? Roads are closed and it is removed by the bomb task force robot.

On New Year’s Eve, a pedestrian spotted the unusually wrapped dildo on Chorro Street near Pismo Street and called the San Luis Obispo Police Department. Officers arrived, closed streets in a one block radius and called in the bomb squad.

The bomb task force robot, Andros, put the dildo in a containment vessel and drove it to a secure location.

 


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obispan

Could not the dildo be utilized to complete the bomb squad robot “Andros” (get it)?


kettle

So a robot with a strap-on?


Happiest place indeed.


jrstone

Good Job SLOPD! One less explosive orgasim the community needs to worry about…


Just Sayin’


jackbnimble

Well, they did say it was a “suspicious package.”


Sarah Bellum

Did they post an ad on Craigslist under Lost & Found?


Dexter

Oh my! If the police target the removal of all dildos from SLOtown then certainly the city leaders will become nervous.


kayaknut

True enough, if the police happen to attend a Board of Supervisor’s meeting and target removal District 2 and 3 would be in needed of new supervisors, either way hopefully after their next election that will happen anyway.


despicableme

We shouldn’t give law enforcement officials such a Hard time. They deserve some erect respect.


MaryMalone

I do believe that is the first time I have ever read word “dildo” in the headline of a news article.


Cindy

LOL


mkaney

What an idiotic waste of money.


NorthCountyGuy

Bomb squads and swat teams exist to provide full employment to killers and idiots.


SinisterGage

This comment is so idiotic I had to make an account just to tell you how much of an idiot you are. I mean come on! You should’ve stopped yourself at “bomb squad” and said, “Wow! I’m indubitably stupid!” Have you studied the psychology of killers and the psychology of killing? Obviously not. Don’t get me wrong, I know what you’re trying to say. It just makes you look even more foolish.


Mr. Holly

Got to watch the Tonight show and Jay Leno about this one. Just proof that SLO may be the happiest place to be.


Jorge Estrada

For some this may not be the happiest place to be. It appears that party night and no date has become problematic where the single women vastly out number the single men.


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