Bomb squad removes dildo from downtown SLO

January 3, 2014

yellowWhat happens when someone leaves a dildo wrapped in black electrical tape on a street in San Luis Obispo? Roads are closed and it is removed by the bomb task force robot.

On New Year’s Eve, a pedestrian spotted the unusually wrapped dildo on Chorro Street near Pismo Street and called the San Luis Obispo Police Department. Officers arrived, closed streets in a one block radius and called in the bomb squad.

The bomb task force robot, Andros, put the dildo in a containment vessel and drove it to a secure location.

 


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  1. hijinks2 says:

    I went to City Hall yesterday after reading the story and I knew it was just too good to be true – Codron and Johnson are still there, so much for factual reporting!

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