SLO police searching for man masturbating near school

April 3, 2023

By KAREN VELIE

San Luis Obispo police officers are asking for the public’s help locating a man spotted masturbating in a vehicle parked near an elementary school on Monday.

Shortly after 5 p.m., a caller reported a male masturbating in a white Tesla parked on Slack Street near Teach Elementary School. Patrol flooded the area and saw a white Tesla leaving, but were unable to locate it after it entered Highway 101.

The Tesla did not have license plates or other identifying features.

Officers are asking anyone with information about the vehicle or incident to call (805) 781-7312 and reference case number 230403076.


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“Patrol flooded the area” for this? Sure wish some of slo’s unsolved murders got that kind of attention.


I would not masturbate on “Slack” Street, “Rockview” maybe.


For that, I voted you “UP”……


We’d better start passing legislation banning Tesla drivers from public schools and libraries until we figure out what is going on, we simply must protect the children.


It seems like there is more to this story. You’d have to be right next to the car peering inside to see someone doing a disgusting act like this. I’m wondering if someone had a beef with the Tesla driver and made a false report trying to get them arrested.


Oh my, oh my, not in our precious San Luis Obispo!!!