Hill the hilarious
October 7, 2016
OPINION by KEITH GURNEE
Well Adam Hill, you’ve done it again. You just can’t help yourself, and your ability to get things wrong every time is at once astounding and hilarious. At least it keeps us entertained.
The latest two funnies were your “declaration” associated with the legal case that you are supporting against CCN and your reaction to a campaign contribution I recently (and happily) made to your opponent, Dan Carpenter.
First let’s take the “declaration.” Apparently out of fear of having to tell the truth in a deposition with CCN’s attorneys, you prepared a short declaration in an effort to dodge that deposition.
As a person who has taught writing and English at Cal Poly, how is it that you would have 37 spelling errors in three short paragraphs? On the signature line, you couldn’t even spell your name right. Were you sober when you wrote it?
It will be interesting to see if your functionally illiterate piece of prose is enough to convince the county to step in on your behalf to conceal the truth of your involvement in this case as a private citizen.
As for my contribution to Dan Carpenter, you sent out a OneDrive file to your email list that contained Carpenter’s disclosure form alluding to me and my contribution as coming from the “Laetitia Ag Cluster designer and investor… .”
You are dead wrong on both counts: I was never involved in designing the Laetitia project, nor was I ever an investor in it. How can you get off lying like this?
Besides, the amount of my contribution pales before the size of those you have received from your big developer buddies who are helping you bankroll your vicious and vitriolic attack ads against Dan Carpenter. I knew those nasty ads would come, but they are nastier than I could’ve imagined.
You have now proven yourself to be an illiterate, incompetent, and inveterate liar who will stop at nothing in your desperate quest to hold onto power. May your attempt to dodge your deposition fail and may your attempt at reelection go down in flames. Meanwhile, do your best to keep us laughing!