Thief breaks down the door of Diamond Adult World in Grover Beach

April 10, 2021

Grover Beach police are asking the public’s help in finding a man who crashed his car into the side doors of Diamond Adult World, before he burglarized the store.

During the early morning hours of April 2, the man purposely drove his vehicle into the side doors of the adult store. After damaging the doors, the thief entered through them and snatched multiple items from the retail floor.

The suspect caused over $2,000 in damage to the store and stole over $1,000 in merchandise.

Area surveillance cameras provided multiple photos and videos of the alleged suspect and his vehicle. Investigators are asking anyone who recognizes the suspect to call Sgt. Rabena at (805) 473-4570.


A cigarette is an old habit after doing the wild thing …He must have made a list of needed items for his recreational adventures of the night in question before going on a five finger discount shopping spree


Apparently this guy didn’t want to waste his stimulus check on adult “toys”, opting instead to acquire them the old fashioned way; by stealing them.

How embarrassing for this thief if he get caught and actually sentenced to jail, unlikely as that prospect is.

“Hey man, whatcha doing time for?”


“Oh, yeah? Jewelry, guns, Bearer Bonds?”

“No man, I stole three French ticklers, two black mambas and a vinyl Vickie….”

Ben Daho

Everything is an adult toy, if you’re brave enough.


That’s pretty desperate for a dildo

big barn

booty call


Don’t tell me stole ALL of the dildos. Or if he did at least Jeff Lee would no longer be the mayor.

Ben Daho

The picture looks like it’s a liquor store setting. Cigarettes, And looks like snacks.