Body found in SLO creek

March 2, 2016

Caution_TapeA body was found early Tuesday afternoon in the creek behind the San Luis Obispo Target store. Police say the death does not appear suspicious. [KSBY]

The person who died is believed to be a male. San Luis Obispo police have yet to release additional information.

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“The person who died is believed to be a male.”

Well… that’s either a horrifying mutilation, or horrifying detective work.

Nope, not suspicious at all, we find them all the time, tripping over them, actually.

Marx my words, the happiest place on earth.