Unsupervised prisoner release imminent

When it comes to incarcerating its citizens, the US is unequivocally beyond batsh*t crazy. Totally and utterly barking, drooling, blabbering insane. No other country on the planet even approaches our incarceration rate, and the average zombie citizen, if given their druthers, would be happy to see that rate increase. We have an incarceration rate of 762 per 100,000 residents, the highest rate in the entire world, dwarfing those of other democracies like Great Britain (152 per 100,000), Canada (116), and Japan (63). Praise be to Jesus. Ten percent of black males between 25 and 39 are chillin’ in prison. Glory hallelujah. Twenty five percent of the prison population in 55 or older. Prison F*cking Nation, baby. The American Way. Let Freedom Ring. In God We Trust.

This would be little more than a sick f*cking joke were it not for the fact that tossing citizens into prison and melting the keys has become a ginormous profit center for everybody involved in the process. Everybody from the cop who makes the initial arrest, the entire so-called criminal justice process, through incarceration and parole, their very livelihoods depend on a continuous and growing river of hooked up humanity.

And has that river grown. Starting in 1980 the number of incarcerated citizens has shot to the moon in a still-unbroken trajectory. The War On Drugs. Three Strikes. Mandatory Sentencing.

One in every 31 American adults is either in prison, on parole, or on probation. One in 31. One in every 18 men are either in prison or being monitored.

One in every 18.

Land of the free. You are f*cking kidding me, right?

In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upwardly-mobile, at least until we manage to pull our sh*t together. Not to win, mind you, but just to avoid being utterly screwed.

Between the strong-arm robbery of it’s tax paying members, and the imprisonment of as many of the rest that they can manage, you do know who is going to pay for the profligate criminality of our government of “civil servants” don’t you? Your kids.

Your children. You know, the ones you are busy preparing for life. The ones you are currently sacrificing everything for in order to make sure they can stand on their own two feet and be independent in life. Their dreams, their ambitions and their futures have been pissed up the f*cking wall by civil servants that you pay for. An entire generation has been committed to little more than slavery to the State because of the excesses of yet another generation of brain dead, greedy, religious, self-important, high fallutin’ Government bureaucrats. Whilst you toiled, they’ve been spending it faster than any of us could earn it. So fast in fact, that your children, perhaps yet unborn, are going to have to pay for the rest of their lives, at the very least.

What the f*ck is wrong with our society that we can allow our Government the free reign to impoverish and imprison an entire generation? Yes, I’m talking to you in your three bedroom rancher, with the SUV in the garage, plasma tv blaring out in the background and organic avocados in the fridge. Yes, you f*cks.

Why did you do it? I know you voted primarily because some grinning c*cktrumpet snake oil salesmen looked like “nice people” at the time. Or attended a church you admire. Or someone on the radio or tv told you to. Now they are now multimillionaires and couldn’t give a flying f*ck about you, your subscription to the gym or little Chlamidya’s extra math lessons. They don’t care that the BMW needs a service and because the market for asset managers is a bit low at the moment, Keith, your boring husband is out of work. Do you really think they give a sh*t? Do you think a single elected official would wipe you off their shoe? Do you think a single so-called civil servant feel the pain you do? DO THEY F*CK. They are on fully indexed pensions, fat on the excesses of Government union contracts and protections. While you bite your nails to the quick dreading what the postman will bring in the morning. Propecia and Euphrates are not going to be lawyers. They are going to be highly taxed peasants, spending decades paying off what the government spent in a social f*ck up of frankly monumental proportions.

You’ve been had. Utterly had. More than that, you gambled your children’s future on 8 magic beans laid out in front of you by people both elected and not, but in all cases paid for with your hard earned.

Whilst you slept, civil servants set about making sure that any rebellion by your children can be quickly quashed. Tax the living sh*t out of them. If that fails, simply toss them in prison. Every civil liberty taken from us in the last 29 years is now set to trample your children into the ideal fodder for yet more abuse from the government. They are children born into slavery. Bonded labor if you wish.

And you did it. The rush for pavlova instead of pudding, the necessity for nail salons and the (unread) Smithsonian on the coffee table to impress the guests has seen America sell not just its soul, but its children to the highest bidder.

Look around the room. Find ONE THING the State does not regulate, control, tax or monitor. This has happened in less than 50 years and we allowed it to happen. Government Gangsters took everything, absolutely everything from us, including our children’s futures. Their birth certificates are just gilts to be sold to the highest bidders.

We are the New Soviets. We must be truly insane. Prepare yourself for the day when your children are quite rightly going to ask how the hell it came to this.