California man charged with sexually assaulting a horse

July 8, 2013

horseA Northern California man is under arrest for sexually assaulting a horse. [KTVU]

Fifty-six-year-old Bryon Baker of El Dorado County is accused of stealing a horse, leaving it to die and sexually assaulting another horse he tried to steal.

Last week, El Dorado County Sheriff’s deputies arrested Baker for grand theft of a horse, animal cruelty, attempted grand theft of a horse and sexual assault on an animal.

The El Dorado County Sheriff’s Office say Baker stole one of the horses from a ranch east of Sacramento in January. The horse died while Baker had possession of it.

Sheriff’s investigators determined Baker stole the horse that died while investigating the sexual assault of the second horse.



Uh….anybody know exactly what he did? My imagination is running wild.

What’s a good “pick-up” line for a horse?

“Your pace is familiar, but I don’t remember your mane”…

peggy sue

Okay, that is it-I resign from the human race. There has to be some other classification system for those of us who still have boring monogamous relationships (with people who consent) (over the age of 18) (with only two legs). Does this mean he will be on Megan’s List? Neigh….I doubt that it will. The jokes in jail will be HILARIOUS!!!


HiYo Silver !


He couldn’t take “neigh” for an answer.


Well, if convicted, he’ll be provided condoms for his next assault!

Jorge Estrada

A French resturant in France has horse on the their menu. In California a horses ass can be found on the ballot and in the news.


Maybe he was trying to create a Centaur…


Maybe he was just horsing around….


No, no, no…

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