Bloodied naked man goes for run in Los Osos

May 22, 2015

hand cuffs 1A bloodied naked man reportedly experiencing a narcotics overdose ran through the streets of Los Osos Thursday evening, prompting San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s deputies to track him down.

Around 5:40 p.m., the sheriff’s office received reports of the man running down Bush Drive and then along Los Osos Valley Road. A sheriff’s office news release states the man apparently ran through a plate glass window at a home on Bush Drive, causing him to suffer injuries to his face and body.

Deputies located the suspect, whom the sheriff’s office describes as a 19-year-old Cambria man. After deputies detained the man, an ambulance transported him to a local hospital, where he was receiving treatment for his injuries Thursday night.

An investigation into the incident is ongoing. The sheriff’s office has yet to release any additional information.



  1. Shocked in MB says:

    Its good to see that Los Osos still has it! I was afraid that it was losing it after the sewer quieted down for awhile.

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    • obispan says:

      “Los Dose-os” is the accepted moniker for the community.

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  2. AugstWst says:

    “Why did the naked bloody guy cross the road….?”

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  3. racket says:

    What the hell was he doing naked at 5:40 in the afternoon???

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    • slophocles says:

      Training for the First Annual Los Osos Angel Dust Marathon, which I believe is later this month.

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    • shelworth says:

      You wouldn’t jump through a plate glass window with your clothes on!, they’d get all ripped up.

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  4. Maxfusion says:

    He just received his latest bill for the sewer services that don’t exist.

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  5. Slowerfaster says:

    Naked and bloody man running down Bush Drive ?

    Dang ! David Letterman just retired !

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  6. slophocles says:

    This is what happens when you don’t have a McDonald’s in town. People lose it.

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  7. Rich in MB says:

    He probabally was beat up and abused by the Los Osos Sanitation District one too many times and finally snapped.

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