2021 predictions from the SLO Psychic

January 5, 2021

Predictions by Andy Caldwell

San Luis Obispo County Supervisor Bruce Gibson, who has always believed he is the smartest person in any room, will take a cue from “Dr.” Jill Biden, aka Dr. Pepper, who, by Joe Biden’s own account, pursued a doctorate of education for the sole purpose of obtaining the prestige of being called “doctor.”

Well, as everyone knows, Gibson actually has a real PhD, but, by golly, not enough people seem to appreciate how smart he is. So, beginning in 2021, he will demand that everyone address him as Dr. Professor Genius Supervisor Bruce Gibson.

SLO County Supervisor Lynn Compton will confirm the rumor. She really was the inspiration behind the movie Legally Blonde. She will insist that Dr. Professor Genius Supervisor Gibson call her Juris Doctor Sorority Queen Supervisor Compton.

Supervisor Arnold will continue to go by Debbie.

Tianna Arata, she of SLO Black Lives Matter Fame, will not only be exonerated from the crime of having successfully blocked the freeway in SLO in two out of three attempts, she will demand reparations in the form of having her favorite part of the freeway named in her honor. The sign will read, “The Tianna Arata f#@! the Police, America and Dan Dow Memorial Freeway!”

Tom Fulks,the wickedly acerbic (emphasis on the word-wicked) political hack writer of the SLO Tribune, will finally be forced to report his salary as a political contribution to and from the SLO progressives/democratic party. As such, every column he writes will henceforth be labeled “paid political ad.”

SLO Mayor Heidi Harmon wants her mayoral term extended for an additional two years because in her words, “elections cause too much drama!” Drama? Heidi doesn’t like drama?

My prediction for the new year is that SLO’s full time drama queen will exchange the rose in her hair for a wreath as she mourns the fact that she aided and abetted the demise of one of the most lovely and livable towns in America by way of coddling the homeless, supporting anarchy in the streets, and pushing a climate agenda that will make living in SLO even less affordable.

It is not my habit to kick a man when he is down, let alone dead. Having said that, all the people who hoped the FBI raid and investigation on Adam Hill’s office and home died when he did will have a rude awakening in 2021.

That is, the odds that the FBI were investigating Hill alone is slim to none. This has to do with the fact that very few people suspected of committing crimes having to do with “pay to play” do so without having partners in the crime


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SloHeadInTheSand

This just in…


CalCoast News is changing its name to CalCoast Republican Tribune.


ShootTheMessenger

Cheap shot to Dr. Jill Biden.


J-Man

Dr my a__, i wouldn’t let her place a band aide.


Myself

I didn’t know facts were called cheap shots, it is out there.


slocorruptionhater

Andy…bitter much?


MrYan

Sim-sim-sala-dim….It must be Carnac the Magnificent.

You forgot the one about…


Carnac….The Answer is …….1000 clowns.

1000 clowns?…ask the breathless crowd in response. Yes, 1000 clowns!! replies an exasperated Carnac.


The Question; Who are those people that believed Covid will go away after the election?


MrYan

Sim-sim-sala-dim…

Carnac….the Answer is…..A Dictator..

A dictator you say? Yes, A dic-tater says the ever exasperated Carnac.


Carnac…..The question was;….What do you call Donald Trump and a Potato?


I miss Johnny Carson.


Adam Trask

Salud Carbajal: 212,564

Andy Caldwell: 149,781


Looks like a solid rebuke, Mr. Caldwell. Your opinion piece is simply sour grapes. Next time, have a better message and don’t tie yourself to a president who lost by 7 million votes.


localman

Wow, this is real bad, Andy. Your actual career is “paid political ad” and this is the best you can do? Here’s a prediction: Andy Caldwell continues his last grasp at relevancy by writing cut rate op-eds on a glorified Facebook page, COLAB runs out of money while he gets laughed at by his own political party. Not too different from 2020, really.


slo_full_of_slow_learners

It’s so terrible here huh! So rotten! My goodness we are such suckers for living here! Boo Boo Boo! Everything is snowflake! I hate the world!


There’s some hooks that come with living here but cmon! If you really can’t stand it, i’m sure bakersfield or fresno would love you.


Can’t stand this crap attitude on the central coast anymore. People are turning rotten


Jorge Estrada

I’m programing my radio to the Andy Caldwell Show on FM 98.50, this will be a juicy 2021. Nobody in SLO will have a cigarette, rollover and go to sleep after chanting their truth, Why? Because there is no smoking in public places.


Zoiebowie

I predict the first report of injuries by Wednesday.


mazin

Sadly, good call