Cal Poly students ranked hot and smart

April 25, 2013

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and the University of California in Santa Barbara both ranked in the list of the top 25 schools where the hottest and smartest students attend classes. [Business Insider]

College Prowler ranked American schools based on input from 700,000 students at 7,000 schools.

To compile the list, College they considered schools that students said have the hottest students and the smartest students, and averaged those lists together.

We’ve included some comments that students posted on College Prowler and Huffington Post about the schools.


Cal Poly – San Luis Obispo














#25 Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

“Beautiful People – Cal Poly has a lot of beautiful people. Endless pretty guys and girls to look at and be friends with. The majority of people on campus have an effortless, clean physical attractiveness to them. Many people into staying healthy and fit. In addition, the intelligence, talent, and personalities of the students make them very interesting and beautiful.”

“Cal Poly is one of the top public engineering, architecture, business colleges. We’re definitely the best school in the CSU system, which is great because you pay CSU tuition and fees to get a much better education.”

Visit College Prowler for more on Cal Poly- San Luis Obispo.

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#24 University of California – Santa Barbara

“I love our school for academics, everyone I know that graduated already has a job and it’s only been a month. Many have gotten into grad school or law school as well! You will learn a lot, but also be well rounded.”

“Everyone is beautiful and there are hot girls. Guys are definitely in shape.”

Visit College Prowler for more on UC Santa Barbara.







#2 Pacific Union College

“Students are really smart and outgoing. It’s really easy to just go up to someone you have never met and spark up a conversation. Relationships are really hard to get in to themselves at the school. Most guys and girls are looking for hookups. There are a few students [who] are extremely religious who believe in abstinence until marriage so those students are more prone to stick together.”

“I like the academic program. It is definitely not easy classes; however they seem to prepare the students well for the real world. The Teaching and Learning Center we have helps the students having difficulties, and students are generally very kind to help each other.”

Visit College Prowler for more on Pacific Union.












# 1 Brigham Young University

“Everyone at BYU is very attractive; I’ve yet to see an ugly person here. Thanks to the honor code, every guy is clean-shaven and well-groomed (no super long hair) and every girl is dressed modestly (not too much skin). Everyone is very friendly, and it’s not uncommon to strike up a conversation with a perfect stranger. BYU is famous for beginning long-lasting relationships and marriages, so dating is greatly encouraged.”

“Very strong academic program. Consistently ranked high in nation for challenging academics and good professors. Classes are challenging.”

Visit College Prowler for more on BYU.

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Just cherishing the thought of my member perishing

I don’t want to generalize but you go down to Higuera on a saturday night and I see alot of entitled drunks.

Sexist pig comment #347: Those “B”YU girls look more like “A”YU…

*ducks plates & tomatoes*

These pictures are totally outrageous to look at by any true Christian whatsoever, whether man or woman, because they are provoking fleshly lusts! Just look at those scantily clothed Sisters of Eve, knowing all the while that they are making men lust after their luscious and enticing bodies! How ungodly can you get?

Christians, it’s truly about time you actually follow the scriptures for a change, therefore, in doing so, you’re under the godly laws set forth herein relative to such pictures of women;

“Let us behave decently, as in the daytime, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and debauchery, not in dissension and jealousy. RATHER CLOTHE YOURSELVES WITH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, AND DO NOT THINK ABOUT HOW TO GRATIFY THE DESIRES OF THE FLESH.” (Romans 13:13-14)

Listen up men, JESUS STATED: “You have heard that it was said to those of old,‘You shall not commit adultery. But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell.” (Matthew 5:27-30)

With specificity, the JESUS passage above states that if you look upon a woman with lust, then you’ve committed adultery, and we all know what the punishment for adultery is; HELL! Furthermore, if men continue to peruse these ungodly womanly pictures, they’re to pluck out their right eye! Furthermore, if you men even dare to use your right hand, in any way whatsoever, while looking at these ungodly dressed woman, then you’re to cut it off, period! READ THIS JESUS PASSAGE IN QUESTION AGAIN TO COMPLETELY COMPREHEND THE RAMIFICATIONS!

No Christian knows more than Jesus, therefore, the passages above are to be followed in His name! 2+2=4.

Religion is so silly, full of contradictions, and annoying.


Tell that to Jesus on Judgment Day, ha!

“But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.” (Matthew 12:36 )

Yes, I can almost smell the sulfur lakes of Hell in your behalf, praise God’s revengeful ways!

Eh, isn’t there something on forgiveness in that book you’re referring to? Find that passage for me. Thanks.


Forgiveness Doctrine? LOL!

Jesus’ Second Coming where many are Hell bound;

“The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. 42 They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.” (Matthew 13:41-42)

If you sin, and don’t cut off your foot, you’re Hell bound! Tough choice, huh?

“And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.” (Mark 9:45-46)

If you’re left-handed, whoops, you’re Hell bound!

“Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:” (Matthew 25:41)

If there is always “forgiveness”, then the Christian really has no incentive not to sin, do they? Nope. Besides, there would be no need for Hell if all is forgiven, get it? Sure you do.

Therefore, get back to me when you figure out this contradiction in biblical terms, okay? Thanks.

I thought the first paragraph you wrote was great sarcasm. It wasn’t until I continued that I realized you were serious.

Lighten up.


Do you realize at all that when you’re telling me to “lighten up”, you are directly purporting that God’s word should lighten up because the gist of this proposition is within God’s direct word! Logic 101.

I’ll pray for you tonight in the hopes that the Hebrew-Christian God will forgive you on telling Him to “lighten up.” Blaspheme!

What about my left hand? Is that ok?

Looks like it’s me and you again tonight, Rosie:)



“Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:” (Matthew 25:41)

After looking at the pictures of #25 Cal Poly students and #1 Brigham Young University I am speechless…

Beautiful and smart people…..maybe there is hope for this country after all.

Yeah, because BYU students NEVER wear bathing suits.