Porn leads to SLO Target evacuation

July 11, 2015

targetEmployees at the San Luis Obispo Target evacuated customers Friday afternoon after they were unable to turn off a porn audio clip that was playing throughout the store.

Shortly after 11 a.m., someone managed to overrun the store’s PA system which generally plays popular music. While staffers worked to turn off the PA system, the store was temporary evacuated.

Staffers also called San Luis Obispo police. The incident is under investigation.

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indigo1955

This is hysterically funny! Americans watch violence and the average 18 year old has seen something like 100,000 movie and tv murders, but heaven forbid they should see a sex act. I envision people pouring out with a terrified look on their faces (except a few of the dads have their hand on mom’s backside. And, I have to wonder….who pulled this prank? Let’s have the mayor give the pranksters an award of some sort. Creating excitement….that should be against the law too!!!


indigo1955

omg!!! It was only an audio clip!!! That makes it EVEN MORE FUNNY!!!


Ted Slanders

Thank our lucky stars that Target’s radio was not reading from our Christian bible relative to porn!


“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” (Ezekiel 23:20)


“….And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? … Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.” (Numbers 31: 15-18)


We true Christians cringe at the thought of how Mose’s godly instructed army determined how these young women children were virgins, nonetheless, they were obviously to be kept alive for questionable purposes.


I regress to post any more problematic bible situations that leads towards porn for obvious reasons.


BeenThereDoneThat

My guess is someone will be offended, get a lawyer and sue Target for duress. You laugh but it seems the thing to do these days. Now hit that neg button!!!


Extremely Stoic

And these folks think a minimum wage increase is in order?


Ted Slanders

Extremely Stoic,


Nothing like a blanket statement to try in vain to prove a weak point, eh? I am sure a minimum wage increase would be appropriate if you were working there, correct?


Extremely Stoic

Ethan’s you for that, Ted, I will now go and sin no more.


shelworth

Think of all the children who were irreparably harmed and scarred for life! NOT! Whoever did this is my new hero!


Slowerfaster

Audioporn ? How does that work ?


Sounds like the name of a punk rock band.


kayaknut

You are obviously too young or don’t remember the early days of cable TV when the adult channels were “scrambled” but the audio was fine……


LameCommenter

This is tragically funny. One hopes the staff can at least learn to work the controls of things like the fire alarm, master water shut off, small portable fire extinguishers, and like the portable defibrillator.


Sounds like that crew would be challenged to get the doors locked successfully at the end of the day.


r0y

Not the staff, maybe, but the Store Manager / Assistant Manager better damn well know how and quickly… an inside job, likely.


Funny how they could not just cut the system (hell, even I know how to unplug something); rather, they evacuated everyone. Yeesh.


Vagabond

HAHAHAHA! I wonder if sales went up before they noticed?


r0y

Not sure about the rest of the store, but the Lingerie section did a bang-up job in sales that day!


citygirl

Now that would have been some great people watching as that sound track played.


What could they not find the volume knob and just turn it down instead of evacuating the store? Wonder how long it played before someone realized what was happening.


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